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My name is Mel and I'm currently a Paraprofessional at an elementary school. I have a bachelor's degree in computer game design and I have way too many cats. I like a variety of things, including: Homestuck, video games, comics, and cartoons Sometimes I even take the time to draw dorky things.
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Seeing what tricks my new pet knows during my first session



Me: Roll over.

GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.

Me: Stay.

GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.

Me: Heel.

GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.

Me: Holy shit.

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d&d life goals

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DM: “You see before you the Seal of Tempus…”
Battlemind: “Like the Walrus of Tempus, just smaller.”

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#daily rebagel
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#schizoart #sad day #wake #funeral #death #Its weird cause funerals barely effect me but I just can't stand to go to wakes