Bullshit Magic Show

My name is Mel and I'm currently a Paraprofessional at an elementary school. I have a bachelor's degree in computer game design and I have way too many cats. I like a variety of things, including: Homestuck, video games, comics, and cartoons Sometimes I even take the time to draw dorky things.
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I'm cool and I do cool things.
L, A, M, E answer these and you get a life.




Longest Friendship: Dan, by default.  Available: this is me we’re talking about here so of course
Milkshake Flavor: oreo
Easiest Person to Talk to: I think a lot of people are easy to talk to!  Honestly when I’m frustrated and need to vent or feeling crappy, I usually go bother people online because seeing people cheers me up and then I get confused if I was even sad or not in the first place AND NOTHING GETS SOLVED

Mel wtf is up with your sass lately

This is what happens when I don’t leave the house for a week!

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Judging by your tumblr posts I think you're a lil' shit.

How’d you know!?

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i think you're scary IRL


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X - like, of other people

X - X rays i had?:
I don’t..understand? Are you asking me if I have x-rays that are of other people?
If so then no I do not have those.

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Judging by my Tumblr, post in my ask what you think I’m like in real life

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F - Favourite song?:

Birdhouse in Your Soul by They might Be Giants

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K, O, N, and G. Answer those and get a 1-up.

K - Killed someone?:
I’m about to kill your expectations for a clever answer.
O - One wish?
I wish I didn’t have these thyroid problems, they mess with everything!

N - Number of siblings?
If I have two half-sisters does that count as one whole sister?

G - Grade i hated?
10th, I met this weird kid named Joe and I haven’t been able to escape his clutches since!

Real clever spelling choice, sir, pay up!

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put a letter in my ask

‎A - Available?
B - Birthday?
C - Crushing on?
D - Drink you last had?
E - Easiest person to talk to?
F - Favourite song?
G - Grade i hated?
H - Hometown?
I - Icecream flavour?
J - Jellybean flavour?
K - Killed someone?
L- Longest friendship?
M - Milkshake flavour?
N - Number of siblings?
O - One wish?
P - Person who called me last?
Q - Question your always asked?
R - Reason to smile?
S - Song i last sung?
T - Time you woke up?
U - Umbrella colour?
V - Very best friend?
W - Which celebrity i’d marry?
X - X rays i had?
Y - Your last time you cried?
Z - Zodiac sign?
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